what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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