Just fell off a train. Bad.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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