I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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