I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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