My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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