Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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