we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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