ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I need a beard to bite.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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