you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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