so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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