spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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