I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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