wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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