And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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