Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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