HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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