I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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