it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend