I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful