Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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