This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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