? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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