No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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