He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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