do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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