you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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