Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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