Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...