I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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