shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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