Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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