so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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