they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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