We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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