if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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