...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
