Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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