Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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