is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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