you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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