I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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