I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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