She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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