just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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