I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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