we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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