I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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