The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Soap is not a condiment
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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