Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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