Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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