I need help removing her.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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