Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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