This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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