She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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