you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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