TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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