haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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