Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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